We know how it is: you’re a busy person, with things to do. You can’t always cart your demons around with you. Think about it—do you really need your demon assuring you you’re going to screw up that big work meeting, right when you’re getting your presentation together? Wouldn’t you rather be alone in the fitting room while you’re trying on those skinny jeans—with no demon around remarking on your (probably lovely) thighs?
Hand over that demon to us! Demon Daycare’s clean, well-lit facility will ensure the safety and well-being of your demon for as long as you want to hand it over. Check in with us for updates on what shenanigans it’s been up to. Find out how much you can accomplish without that critical lil’ bugger messing you up in the head all day. Who knows? After a long, fruitful day with us, you might find that your demon comes home tuckered out and surprisingly placid. And if it acts up again the next day: you know where to find us.